Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Billy 'Razors'

Billy 'Razors' .... hands full of swallow tatoos, hair all matted like a thatched cottage roof, his chin awash with multicolured stubble -a sasquatch lookalike- Sinbarland's window cleaner. You can hear him 'singing' at the bottom of the street, his singing comprises of him wildly shouting Billy Ocean lyrics at the top of his voice whilst violently cleaning the grubby windows - He bashes his cleaning shammy on a stick against the windows scaring the life out of its workers and residents. Everyone fears the arrival of Razors - it is a scary event, likened to Charles Bronson shammy leathering your windows.

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